The Real Thing
For the life of me, I don’t get the appeal of non-alcoholic beer. It seems diametrically opposed to say, diet soda, which makes perfect sense. Diet soda has everything one could possibly want from soda- sweetness, flavor, caffeine, fizz- minus the one thing most of us would rather do without, namely, calories. Non-alcoholic beer has all the characteristics of beer that a beer drinker must reluctantly accept- the calories, that “acquired” taste, the propensity to cause bloating and gas- minus the end result that makes it all worthwhile, namely, inebriation.
It’s like working at a tedious job and not getting paid. I mean, I like drinking beer, but not enough to volunteer.
Well stated, ma’am. Well stated