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How well do you see color? →
0. PERFECT SCORE!! harharhar: phlash: iena: throwing-milkshakes-at-cars: I got 777. I moved maybe four blocks and was like, I can’t even deal with this anymore.  I got 16. I thought it was fun… That says more about me than my color vision range… I got 16 too!  11. Fun!
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marine mammals! →
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Here’s Zack, as mentioned below. Boss God, he’s like more than 30, but still looks the same.
Jun 13th
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Dude, Jimmy Fallon has Zack Morris on his show, then plays beer pong with a Golden Girl.. I’m gonna have to start watching
Jun 13th
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It’s what I do
Jun 9th
Open letter to my boss
Ed, I want the A’s to come to San Jose. I am not going to help you make presentation materials to argue against it. I don’t care if you think people will park in your neighborhood. I don’t care if you think your property will be more valuable as a parking lot and will be leveled. I don’t care if you are concerned about noise. I disagree with your proposal that the site be...
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The black version of Regina George’s little sister whythefuckdoyouhaveakid: becuz u wanted 2 pass on ur culture’s rich dance traditions via hiphossip submitted by ss
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May 2009
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REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. WARNING: AMC theaters...
They were sold out of Star Trek on “IMAX” otherwise I would have been a victim too. mikekarnell: I got screwed out of enjoying “The Dark Knight” on a real IMAX because of this scam. azizisbored: I went with a friend of mine to see Star Trek: The IMAX Experience at the AMC Theatre in Burbank today. I drove out of my way to see the film on the large IMAX screen and paid an extra $5...
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“…certainly fits the bill as a beach read in that it is fast and fun. But is it...”
– -A book review I understand it’s the job of film and book critics to determine whether something is good, but most times when I’m looking to read something, I care whether something is fun, not if it’s good. I guess this is about whether a book or a movie is art or entertainment. My belief: to...
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April 2009
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Robotic penguins that can swim AND fly AND communicate with eachother.. I give them 9 months before they over power their creators and try to overtake the globe. We’re all gonna die.
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HP6 bitches
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“The mayor will have to hash this out with public health officials,” press...”
– Spokesperson for Mayor Gavin Newsom’s office on a proposal that would make San Francisco the first city in the nation to sell and distribute medical marijuana
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TOMORROW AT 6 PEOPLE
Apr 16th
“Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
– Homer J. Simpson
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“I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is...”
– Dwight Schrute, “The Office” Seems appropriate these days, as I am currently the office’s #2 and don’t plan to be here past June.
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Homeless, genius, ruskie puppies. →
I want to play! These dogs are soo boss. If I could be any urban homeless animal, I would be one of them.
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March 2009
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The Real Thing
lolliblog: For the life of me, I don’t get the appeal of non-alcoholic beer. It seems diametrically opposed to say, diet soda, which makes perfect sense. Diet soda has everything one could possibly want from soda- sweetness, flavor, caffeine, fizz- minus the one thing most of us would rather do without, namely, calories. Non-alcoholic beer has all the characteristics of beer that a beer...
Mar 28th
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This just went down. (via Knaack)
Andy: Hey Tom, when are you going to get the EAC done on the EIS?
Tom: Does COB Wednesday next week work?
Andy: I’d prefer it earlier so I can get the ETC uploaded to IFS and take a NAP.
Tom: Oh, I like NAPs
Andy: Well, I like TNA, and if I’m busy with the EAC in IFS all weekend that won’t happen.
Tom: Well now, that’s TMI.
Mar 25th
Typical chat with my boss now that we basically...
Ed: Greg, which file do I send?
Me: ..
Me: One is called "ramp base" and one is called "ramp plan." Which one were you just working on?
Ed: Oh. Right. That was a stupid question, wasn't it?
Me: No comment.
Ed: Ass.
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this made me happy at work today.
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